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What movies have not aged well?

Last Updated: 19.06.2025 01:56

What movies have not aged well?

Dr No

On Her Majesty’s Secret Service

-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…

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A View to a Kill

-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.

-”Ah so!”

As an inmate did you have to live alongside a bully for your whole sentence?

-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.

-”She is very sexyful!”

Moonraker

Why am I so tired of the keto diet?

Octopussy

-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.

-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.

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The Man with the Golden Gun

-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.

-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.

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-Choo Me? Hai Fat?

Breakfast at Tiffany’s

Goldfinger

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-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!

-Two words. Mickey Rooney.

-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd

Do Republicans realize that the power of the people is invested in 'representative government'? If so, why did they elect a pathological liar?

-All the bad guys are black.

-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.

Live and Let Die

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-Bond slapping Tracy.

Diamonds Are Forever

-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”

Why would Hugh Grant cheat on Elizabeth Hurley?

-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”

-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?

You Only Live Twice

What is the most memorable thing that happened in your college days?

-J W Pepper

The Living Daylights & Rambo III

From Russia With Love

Why can't white people just surrender their white privilege?

-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.

-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…

-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.